ZThemes

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be